Road to nowhere

In summer of 2000 these three gentlemen embarked on an exploration of America. The photo shown was shot somewhere in the middle of Texas. The following is a list of places they slept. Each item on the list has it's own story.

- The Car
- Waffle House parking lot
- Jail
- Jackson Square in New Orleans
- Tent by the Bayou
- A Playground
- Urine-soaked Sleeping bag
- A Church
- Burned down motel
- Tent by a Guadalupe river


- The Tucson Inn
- The Golden Nugget
- Some music critic's floor
- Alley behind Juri's house
- Cliffs of La Jolla
- The Bushes
- A Hostel
- Gated entrance to an apartment
- Scott Bourne's sofa


- The Desert
- Several Greyhound buses

Yikes.

All the more reason to stay home.

Bedside Manners

I have only seen Dallas get hurt skating once. It was a twisted ankle on an attempt at a huge gap to 50-50 on a sketchy flat rail. His girlfriend broke out a first aid kit and a wicked guilt trip. First aid kits don't work on twisted ankles. Guilt trips don't work on Dallas. She is now single.

GO Jack!

Trader Jack challenges a random dad to a game of hoops at Chuck E. Cheese's. Unhappy with his performance, he goes back for another shot at the title. Maybe skeet ball is his game.