I have only seen Dallas get hurt skating once. It was a twisted ankle on an attempt at a huge gap to 50-50 on a sketchy flat rail. His girlfriend broke out a first aid kit and a wicked guilt trip. First aid kits don't work on twisted ankles. Guilt trips don't work on Dallas. She is now single.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Bedside Manners
I have only seen Dallas get hurt skating once. It was a twisted ankle on an attempt at a huge gap to 50-50 on a sketchy flat rail. His girlfriend broke out a first aid kit and a wicked guilt trip. First aid kits don't work on twisted ankles. Guilt trips don't work on Dallas. She is now single.
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