Somewhere there is a lucky lady.

Tarred Heels.

Super limited edition collabo. 1 of 1 of a pair of 2.
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The truth is out there.

Punk Rock

Not rain, not shine
Nor chain or sign
shall keep a boy from climbing a rock.

Fight fire with firewire.

The audio from this video has been deleted by the man. Deleted with good reason, might I add. The song in question was Fight fire with fire by Metallica. If the internet police had allowed us all to watch this video (with said audio) without Lars' hired consent, he may not be able to make a living as an artist. He may not even be able to afford a new Basquiat. Bummer Lars. Bummer.

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Jack Burton 1986, Big Trouble in Little China

Candace's mind reading technique in very unorthodox.

RGBMar

T-shirts available in white/medium only.

$54.00

Dinosaur Feet. Tupelo, Mississippi

You're Ugly and Your Momma Dresses You Funny.

WOW! Who is the retarded kid playing shortstop? It was so nice of the coach to let him get in some game play. And his mother should be so proud of him for dressing himself today. He should be proud of himself too!!! Putting on the clothes he loves the most with complete disregard for any kind of fashion faux pas. Sure, those Washington Redskins wool socks might not have been the best match for the size smedium Jams. And maybe the pinned striped New York Yankees hat that he scored at the gas station on the way here doesn't really help his bootleg Panama Jack button up. But it doesn't matter....... HE IS RETARDED!!!! Right?

Me Circa 1986

What can I say?

I hope this guy's next wedding is as fun as his first one was.

Sprinkles 2000

Thrift Shop 49er

In my infinite search for the ultimate thrift shop gem, I sometimes run across nuggets of noteworthy value, that just aren't purchase worthy. This is when the camera phone becomes invaluable. In this example, we have a very limited edition Special Guest t-shirt found in a Goodwill. It must suck to know that you care enough to give a select few friends a piece of your shameless self promotion, only to find out that it now hangs on a rack in a thrift shop priced at $2.99. Bummer Joe.