Tuesday, September 8, 2009

You're Ugly and Your Momma Dresses You Funny.

WOW! Who is the retarded kid playing shortstop? It was so nice of the coach to let him get in some game play. And his mother should be so proud of him for dressing himself today. He should be proud of himself too!!! Putting on the clothes he loves the most with complete disregard for any kind of fashion faux pas. Sure, those Washington Redskins wool socks might not have been the best match for the size smedium Jams. And maybe the pinned striped New York Yankees hat that he scored at the gas station on the way here doesn't really help his bootleg Panama Jack button up. But it doesn't matter....... HE IS RETARDED!!!! Right?

Me Circa 1986

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